come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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