I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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