fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i can't believe i had my finger in that
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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