using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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