i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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