whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm too high and old for this...
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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