Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i think i have herpe
just one?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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