hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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