you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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