So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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