I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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