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Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.

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So you didn't like Bolt?

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No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.

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no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes

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I feel like everything in this room is sweating

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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?

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He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.

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She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...

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I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.

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Most formal booty call EVER

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I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.

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