So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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