I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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