i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
