they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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