I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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