So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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