Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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