and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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