I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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