margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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