My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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