Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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