Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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