Me too!
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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