I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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