I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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