I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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