My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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