Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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