the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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