If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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