The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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