Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Randomize
