yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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