Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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