The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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