Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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