seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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