we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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