I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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