Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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