Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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