Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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