is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
