Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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