I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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