Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I was not drunk enough for that final.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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