You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Randomize
