Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
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