Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Someone shattered a urinal.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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