did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You should frame my arrest warrant.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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