normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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